I’ve fallen so hard for the tattoolock AU, uggggh it’s so glamorous. Inspired by the amazing Msaether Seriously, her Tattoolock art is the shit.

I’m a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job.

Get out, I need to go to my mind palace.

It needs an audience.
throws my hands up in the air
everything about sherlock is shitty just get over it u can still like it but its still shitty
drops mic crowd surfs out of the bar
ur sherlock/hannibal aus are invalidated by the fact that sherlock is so incredibly rude hannibal would eat him



